Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,
hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi
to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to
hazaron ka kya hoga.
yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay
ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo
1
ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka
naam tha "TU GADHA aur doosray
ka naam tha "MAI
GADHA".
"TU GADHA" ghar se bahar chala
gaya, to ghar mai kon
bacha?hanso mat jawab do...
aapko kabhi koi gham na ho..
apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se
nam na ho..
apko mile roz-roz naye-naye
girl friend
jiski umer 60 sa kam na ho
...
PRACTICAL TIP,
agar apni cosun patani ho
to,
jab wo chae bananai kichtan
mai jaee to us k pichai jao.
zor sai us k upar
jhappi maro,
agar hans gaee to phans gai,
or agar ghussa huee to
BAJEE DAR GAI BAJEE DAR GAI..
Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch
chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sanbhal k bat
kro
Ur Eyes Patakha ..
Ur Lips Rocket ..
Ur Ears Chakri ..
Ur Smile Phuljarri ..
Ur Personality Bomb ..
Beta!! Nikal ley ..
im Coming wid
"MATCHIS"
Hugli !
Hugli !
Hugli !
Dugli !
Dugli Dugli !
Bugli Bugli !
Bugli !!!!
Hanso Mat !
Ye Mantar Rang Kala Karne Ka
Tha Jo Tumne Parh Liya Ab
Kia Ho Ga ? ?